Virgin on the Ridiculous

Virgin Media. Are incompetent bell-ends. Monkeys. Buffoons. Utter, utter retards.

Just a few feelings there for Virgin Media and their broadband and TV service, which, for me at least, is more often than not not working.

I have had 6 engineer visits in the last year because something or other has gone wrong, the latest being that to hook up some new customers to their service they unplugged mine to plug someone else in.

You may have experienced similar incompetence and are wondering what to do?

Well, Chief Bell-End at Virgin Media is a man called Neil Berkett. I've recently discovered him. Neil sits in a tree, tossing himself off whilst eating Wham bars and throwing money to Richard Branson in exchange for old tyres. My money!!

However, Neil occasionally swings down to his desk for a banana. When he does he can be contacted on email at neil.berkett@virginmedia.co.uk. Let him know of your angst and he will dispatch a usually pleasant and well-meaning individual to sort out your problems quicker than calling the "Customer Service" line (Right!!! let's get you some help" it intones).

Or just join Sky or BT Vision.